sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)
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even if I was gonna have sex I couldn’t because it fucking hurts to move my hips thanks arthritis

internetmessiah:

i love conspiracy theories bc at first you think they’re utter bullshit but then you start reading these crackpot articles and suddenly you’re convinced Obama is actually a reptilian overlord and the moon landing was faked

(via silverowls)

leopard-cub:

tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:

  • don’t talk to strangers
  • don’t make friends online
  • don’t do anything stupid

(via barack-obottm)

penis-hilton:

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

the last one was an orgasm
"I know who I was this morning, but I’ve changed a few times since then."
Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass (via heartofallworlds)

(Source: mellowmodesty, via hero-in-disguise)

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